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wealth. Sandman puts Robin into a trance, pushing a button that brings the
needle of a giant button stitching machine down on Batman, tied to a mattress.
WONDERGIRL'S COMMENTS: Robin gets hypnotized. This happens several times, but I think this is my favorite session of it. The fight scene goes on for an extremely long time (must have been short on writing budget J), and you get the sense that these heroes are tired, their willpower is failing, the villains keep coming, and suddenly…*poof*…Robin's out of the fight for good.
A PIECE OF THE ACTION/BATMAN'S SATISFACTION
Batman and Robin team up with Green Hornet and Kato to stamp out
counterfeiting at the Pink Chip Stamps Factory. Batman and Robin end up
stuck to a glue table, while the Hornet and Kato are fed into a machine,
about to be pressed into stamps.
WONDERGIRL'S COMMENTS: They're stuck to giant flypaper. How sexy is that? Where can I get some giant flypaper?
BLACK WIDOW STRIKES AGAIN/CAUGHT IN THE SPIDER'S DEN After Black Widow robs the American National, Beneficial,
Commercial, Diversified, Empire and Federal State Banks, Batman concludes
she is robbing in alphabetical order. The Gotham Guardian are caught in a
giant web as two huge black widow spiders crawl towards them.
WONDERGIRL'S COMMENTS: Now he's stuck in something even sexier…a giant spiderweb! And there's a spider crawling up his leg…I wonder if it tickled?
LOUIE, THE LILAC
Louie plots to control the minds of Gotham's flower children. Robin is
subdued after sniffing Louie's alba vulgaria-poison lilac and Batman is put
away by a vase to the face. The Caped Crimefighters are then left in Louie's
Hot House to be devoured by a giant Brazilian man-eating lilac.
WONDERGIRL'S COMMENTS: "Batman! He's eating my ear!" Robin screams in horror. Maybe he's just nibbling, Robin…let's face it, it's what I would do…
THE FUNNY FELINE FELONIES/THE JOKE'S ON CATWOMAN Joker is paroled and immediately links up with Catwoman (Eartha Kitt),
plotting to break into the Federal Depository. With help from Batgirl, the
Dynamic Duo locate and subdue the villains. While querying Joker regarding
his return to crime, they shake hands with the Grim Jester and are zapped by
Joker's buzzer which slowly numbs their senses.
WONDERGIRL'S COMMENTS: We'll end on another favorite. I like this one because the Joker wants to shake hands with the Caped Crusaders after they catch him, to show there's no hard feelings. Robin, bless his heart, is having none of it, but Batman coerces him, and they both fall right into the Joker's clutches. Another package shot, as the pair shimmy and shake into lifelessness. And of course, Batgirl has to come and save them…
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